dixologist

A craft bartender who, in their pursuit for mixology excellence, has abandoned greatness in guest service in exchange for self-promotion and autofellatio.

"I used to go to Hickory & Holly but the last time I went, the bartender was a total dixologist."

by Tood Smooth August 3, 2021

Mixologist

A tattooed apron wearing douchebag adorned with a quasi trendy moustache, usually wearing a page boy cap who significantly overcharges you for a gin and tonic with a rose petal in it whilst boring the fuck out of you about how he made his own campari

Q: Should we get some negronis?

A: NO! That bar spoon spinning hipster douche mixologist behind the bar will find some way to fuck up a three ingredient drink, call it a craft cocktail and charge us through the asshole for them. I will get a bottle of beer with the cap still on it if they can't fuck that up...

by Notabeardedvillian December 9, 2021

Fecal Mixologist

See: shit stirrer

That professor is a real fecal mixologist

by witofatwit December 12, 2010

mixologist

a bartender, especially one who specializes in mixed drinks

I'm no mixologist, but I know that a whiskey sour is better with actual lemon juice.

by The Return of Light Joker July 26, 2011

Mixologist

A master bartender. Also, Mixologist is "The ultimate drink recipe and bartending app" for the iPhone.

Only a true mixologist knows how to pour my favorite cocktail.

by Oregon87 August 10, 2009

Fragrance Mixologist

Someone or blends or mixes two or more Pink Zebra Sprinkle fragrances to make a custom fragrance.

As a Pink Zebra Independent Consultant, Teresa Lynnette is always mixing or blending fragrances together, making her a Fragrance Mixologist.

by TeresaLynnette August 25, 2021

Fecologist

1. Apologist for the horrors of Communism. Keen to see similar horrors repeated upon the innocent citizens of functioning western democracies.
2. A person known to be full of feces.

NDP supporters in Canada

by Hayek February 24, 2005