Fisticulous

When something or someone is so ridiculous, that you feel compelled to punch someone in the face.

I had the most fisticulous time waiting in line at the DMV.

by Down Town Kelly B. November 6, 2011

Speak aggressively, engage in fisticuffs

A Much more classy version of the phrase "Talk Shit, Get Hit"

Guy 1: "MTG Crew. Talk Shit, Get hit"
Guy 2: "Bev. Speak Aggressively, Engage in fisticuffs

by B_Rayne November 6, 2010

dusty muff fisticuffs

When an elderly stripper puts her vagina in your face and you are left with no choice but to punch it into oblivion.

"I was at Wild J's on friday night and I saw your grandma."
"Oh, snap. Do your wrists hurt from the dusty muff fisticuffs?"

by xescapingedenx August 17, 2006

fisticunt

n. A punch to a vagina.
(Title of a Gorgasm song from their 2001 release Bleeding Profusely)

Lenny laid a fisticunt on Tanya for donkey punching him.

by Blasphemer_0 February 6, 2005

Fisticunts

A particularly brutal catfight between two or more women.

Derived from fisticuffs and cunt.

"I say, these broads are enjoying a right bout of fisticunts, wouldn't you say?"
"Here, here!"

by Evil Badman November 9, 2005

fisticuffing

Fisticuffing is the way real men fight. With arm fully extended and bouncing slightly. Zeus was known to fight in this style as well as wyatt urp.

I was fisticuffing with someone and I beat their ass.

by RockTheJordan June 21, 2006

fisticutter

A person who repeatedly strikes hard surfaces with closed fists in order to achieve a level of physical pain that will 'alleviate' their emotional pain. Much like a 'cutter' will cut themselves to achieve the same effect.

When his friends found out he hurt himself intentionally by hitting things, one of them referred to him as a 'fisticutter.'

by GirlInterrupted May 27, 2011