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Gingerphobia

A contagious form of sexual dysfunction, often infecting whole countries, and particularly prevalent in Britain and Canada. Manifests itself in the form of violent hatred and/or catty jealousy towards redheaded people, no matter how beautiful, instead of figuring out what else they might be good for. Generally considered one of the strongest arguments in favor of the American Revolution.

Also called gingerism.
"Yeah, I'm datin' a redhead. You see, while you were down sick with gingerphobia, I found out that she's nice, she's hot, and she's basically too good for you. And I certainly ain't goin' out with YOU on my arm on Saturday night, boy! So don't start with me."
by The Urban Husky November 8, 2011
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Finger Phobia

Having a fear of people's fingers whether they are:
1.) Deformed.
2.) Unusually positioned while doing something.
3.) Smelly.
4.) Or just funny looking in general.
A-"Look, look at her fingers when she does that!"
G-"Oh geez, she looks like she has fingers like a crab!"
A-"Uh oh. You and I have finger phobia!"
G-"I guess we do :/"
A-"True Life: I have finger phobia."
by Two anonymous people. December 9, 2008
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Gingerphobia

A completely irrational fear and hatred of gingers and red heads. As a ginger, I can confirm, we have souls. Maybe.
"Oh... they're a ginger? 🤮"

"Do you seriously have Gingerphobia?"
by clare12 August 30, 2022
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