fighted

a word that you get 5 points take off of b/c you used it in a stupid essay

I fighted the teacher because he took points off.

by shoenee1 March 14, 2009

frightened starfish

Used to describe the anal opening just before sex.

Ruiners sphincter quivered like a frightened starfish just before the drunken polar bear inserted his bearhood.

by Anonymouse69 August 3, 2007

Frightened Turtle Effect

Another term for shrinkage. When the male genetalia becomes withered from immersion in a cold fluid.

Dude this water is frezzing
I know i've got the frightened turtle effect over here.

by Blaker April 27, 2006

frightened goldfish

A penis that fails to become erect prior to intercourse

Tom was ready to go at it, but Bob was struck with a bad case of the frightened goldfish.

by shrubbage December 31, 2008

Frightened Turtle

When a poop log rears it's brown head out for a peek, only to retreat to it's rightful home at the moment, the ass.

Man! I almost messed my trousers, thankfully it was only a frightened turtle, so no soilage! *high five*

by Scooter McFadden April 19, 2004

The Frightened Donkey

A non-violent alternative to the fabled "Donkey Punch."
This occurs when a man is performing doggy-style sex on a woman (or man), meanwhile a third party has been recruited to hide in a closet, or similar hidden space close by, with a scary mask. At the point of climax, the third party emerges screaming, thus scaring the woman/man causing their sphincter to contract.

"My girlfriend loves dirty sex but is against domestic violence, so for her birthday me and my friend gave her "The Frightened Donkey" and she loved it!"

by Rygar James November 2, 2006

frightened starfish

Rigid position adopted by a female virgin in preparation for first coital experience.

Characterised by slightly spread arms and legs and absolutely no movement whatsoever before, during or after coitus.

"Yeah, it was her first time, so she did the frightened starfish, but after a couple of times she was really cock hungry"

by stevobower February 21, 2005