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Keep it on the Flugelhorn

A phrase derived from the older phrase "Keep it on the DL". It was discovered in 2009 by scientist Ted Davis after a T9 error suggested flugelhorn instead of DL.
Ted: Hey, I think I caused Jon and Krysta to break up. But keep that on the DL.
Jack: Keep it on the Flugelhorn? OK, My lips are sealed.
by Touch the Sky December 13, 2009
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Flugelhorn

1. An embracing act of love whereby the male in the relationship gently and softly visits "her" with his fingers from his perfectly sized hands.
2. A brass instrument resembling a trumpet but with a wider, conical bore. A member of the saxhorn family.
3. A term used "How I met your mother", a popular American comedy, used by Robin to describe when Barney goes too far
"I can't wait to be flugelhorned later" wink wink ;)

"I play the flugelhorn in my local brass band"

Robin: "we've been over this, unless I say 'flugelhorn' you haven't gone too far."
by ilikecarrots June 10, 2010
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flugelhorn

A trumpet-like instrument which has the same valve combinations and is played in the same way but produces a deeper sound with better tone.
Bob could play the trumpet and the flugelhorn; the flugelhorn sounded better on solos.
by WindWaker68 October 28, 2003
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Corroded Flugelhorn

Similar to the Rusty Trombone, but this not-so-distant cousin adds the glory of unwiped "mouthpiece" to the equation.
She thought she was just playing the ol' rusty trombone, but due to Keith's lack of hygiene, it ended up being a corroded flugelhorn.
by Dick Sniff Biff April 4, 2008
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flugelhorn

A perverse sexual act wherein the man inserts his fingers (or hand if possible) into the womans vagina, and proceeds to move it around in a way to make flatulent noises similar to those created when cuffing one's armpit.
Man, Kevin played the flugelhorn on that slut so loud last night that I could hear it from the room next door.
by Stampy May 21, 2004
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Fred Figglehorn

The main character of the most gay ass, annoying ass, worst Nickolodeon show ever. Idk what the hell this show was, and I don't know why the hell I watched it.
You watch Fred Figglehorn? HA, LOSER!
by iTookAHarSHIT September 3, 2020
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Fred Figglehorn

Fred Figglehorn, youtube celeb. Lucas acts like a (5-year old) kid who is kindergarten, but actually Lucas is fourteen. Lucas started out making videos with his two cousins, Jon and Katie. There youtube channel is JKL Productions. Fred Figglehorn has a high pitched squeaky voice and talks extremly fast. To do this, im sure Lucas edits his video speed and sound ajustments. Fred has a crush on another kindergarten girl whos name is Judy. Jusy dosent like Fred though and she send him messages on her Zipit expressing how much she hates him. Fred hates Kevin, in many of his videos he declairs his despise for Kevin. Fred is the number one most subscribed all time on youtube. Recently Fred has guest starred on the show ICarly. His fame is reaching high levels, and it all started with youtube.

youtube.com/FRED
girl: omg, Fred Figglehorn is so funny!
boy: i know! i watched all of his videos today!
girl: ive seen all of them too.
boy: ahhh! i bought a Fred shirt! I bet you dont have a Fred shirt. ha ha.
girl: i actually have one in each color.
boy: oh thats hackin awesome!
girl: dont say hackin, thats Fred's word!
by Fred Fanatic March 25, 2009
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