felkerising

To destroy beyond normal recognition any form of correct grammar or spelling and to transform what have may once almost formulated a complete sentence in to utter gibberish. The process of felkerisation may also include hypocrisy, slander and whopping great lies followed by the person felkerising laughing insanely at their own jokes because no one else (sadly for the felker) can understand what has just been said to them. There is no known cure but it is thought that sufferers may benefit from dictionary therapy, a spellchecker and small periods of time spent in an alien concept to them known as reality.

Facebook User felkerising:
love them flavor points lmao
and had rage up the yen yang lol

by Greasy DuckFat February 10, 2015

don felder

Lead Guitarist for the Eagles. A dag gum Legend.

That solo in Hotel California makes me understand that my life is obsolete; Who wrote that?

Don Felder.

by Emilio Umbriaco May 25, 2007

felmer

When you are fucking someone in the ass, cum in the ass, and drink the cum out with a straw.

Ian Cramer gave his girlfriend a felmer because he was thirsty.

by Ken002 April 24, 2007

Feldered

To have ones head farted on in epic and hilarious fashion.

That was hilarious. Dude, he farted on your head so hard he almost crapped. You got so Feldered.

by eflatus September 18, 2009

felpersham

After performing anal sex, when the anal sphincter is at its most dilated, of also inserting the testicles in to the receivers anus.

After a drunken night Shula asked him go take her to Felpersham.

by Gr8Gonads March 31, 2016

ferkern slergert

Pronounced (fer•GEN SLER•gert)

A polite, undercover way to say "fucking slut," used around parents or guardians who don't like the use of cuss words

Reese told Gracie that Celia was being a uge ferkern slergert.

by thanksbye_ August 8, 2017

Fleker

A term used to describe the reflectors on the road.

There is a lot of flekers

by dragonboy8586 December 23, 2020