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Farve-Fetched

Something that is nowhere near believeable. Almost to the point where its annoying. Cough Cough Brett Farve.
Joe: Yo dude did you hear brett farve is coming out of retirment?
Mike: WOW...JUST WOW.. thats mad Farve-Fetched
by Stevie Rockahoee August 22, 2009
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ass felcher

a guy that sucks the cum out of a gay mans ass after two men have sex
by billy March 15, 2004
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donkey felcher

a. a person who sucks their own cum out of an ass's asshole
b. a wonderful explitive
a. wow, i just heard stacy got drunk and called the cop a donkey felcher last night!
b. you goddamn donkey felcher!
by rosenelson07 June 28, 2008
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Slüdge Felcher

n. The gnarliest sludgiest band ever to exist on any fucking planet.

adj. (Sloo-dge fell chur) To describe an individual who sucks diarrhea out of another's rectum

Syn: Ass Eater, Mud Sucker, Shit Sipper, #EmergencyColonoscopy#nofilter, Pinkeye.
"That slüdge felcher sucked me dry"
by steamyshitstainedsludgechest January 2, 2013
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Felchenstein

Licking out the cum from a dead guy/girl's butthole
Do you remember that dead body at the graveyard? i gave it a felchenstein and a half baby!
by Joe May 13, 2005
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felchee

one who has another suck their partner's semen out of their ass or vagina.
I bet Greg is the felcher, and not the felchee.
by teena March 2, 2005
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A muck ring is the ring of shit that forms around a penis during anal sex. A Felcher is one who felches. Therefore an MRLF is someone that felches and licks the muck ring off of penises
He's an Muck Ring Licking Felcher (MRLF)
by torrK October 14, 2008
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