Fiddling

The art of female masturbation.

I'm fiddling so leave me be!
I really need to fiddle.

by indiana princess October 31, 2010

Fiddlin Gypsy

An explative, it is often used in moments of anger to express being inordinately annoyed with somebody/something. plural: fiddlin gypsies

"Goddamn Fiddlin Gypsy"
"Thats the last time I want to see that Fiddlin Gypsy 'round here"

by The Kingpin300 August 30, 2009

fedding

Fake wedding: A celebration for women who have concluded they don't want to/might not get married but don't want to miss out on their 'big day'. A response to the fact that most women only want to get married for a) the proposal (flattering) and b) the party (more undivided attention). An opportunity for ladies to spend a foolish amount of money on a dress they will wear once, a decent hairdo, a massive cake, flowers, a chauffer-driven entrance, a good time for all their loved ones and a photographer (to capture the 'blushing' hostess in as much glory as her middle-age can muster). Ideally combined with 40th birthday celebrations to encourage the co-operation of one's nearest and dearest, as opposed being branded an 'asshole'.

You're invited to attend my fedding this April. (You'd better be there as I'll be having a whale of a time, whether you are or not, and the pictures won't look as good if I'm alone.)

by frezley December 16, 2011

fiddling the ferret

To masturbate. To stroke one's own penis. To jerk off.

After Sara turned out to be a bitch and he realized Heather was a gold-digging whore, Al stayed home, glumly fiddling the ferret to porn he found on imagefap.

by Blenderhead91 September 7, 2010

Fiddling the bean

1. (verb). Male or female stimulation of the clitoris, whether it be by someone else or by the female owning the "bean."

1.Timmycoke was fiddling the bean of that fat girl for so long that the couch became wet with mysterious bodily fluids.
2. Due to her boyfriend cheating on her, Amy resorted to fiddling the bean all night.

by John Sinise, Marty McFly, William Fontaine. July 19, 2006

celebratory pussy fiddling

The act of diddling yourself after a moments achievement

"I just finished painting my nails, time for some celebratory pussy fiddling"

by sexy_ranga June 5, 2014

fiddlin bits

To touch and fiddle with your 4's bits

Somthin's I love fiddlin bits

by ermstick July 15, 2006