fanterbate

When you have to masturbate based purely on your imagination, with no porn of any kind. Often used by 12 year olds in dark rooms who have no access to porn, a raging boner, and only the searing memory of seeing up a girl's skirt in school that day.

theac fanterbates to BVA

by genmay June 8, 2004

Fiterbate

To add to your Fitbit steps via the act, actual or simulated, of masturbation

Dude, I have to go fiterbate for those last 200 steps.

by Redz9269 June 3, 2016

fraturbate

the act of masturbating while drinking a low quality beer and wearing a backwards hat.

Tim fraturbated all day yesterday in the Pike house.

by MEATDONKEE April 29, 2010

fasturbation

Competitive Speed Wanking

Doctors warned of excessive injuries this weekend of fasturbation

by Dave Bose June 20, 2003

fatsturbate

When a man is sufficiently obese that his penis can be engulfed in body fat, allowing him to stimulate himself by simple, repeated shifting of body position. This auto-erotic action is fatsturbating.

My obese college roommate would always fatsturbate on the couch next to me, yelling "Check it out! No hands!"

by Stefan Bastardo February 6, 2010

Fasturbation

When a young man takes a break from jerking off. Fasting like a jewish person during Yom Kippur, a fasturbation may take a few days a week or to a more experienced fasturbator up to a month.

Guy 1: dude im sorry ive been so short tempered lately, i've just been in a fasturbation contest with my dad.

Guy 2: its ok man, i understand fasturbation can be one of the most difficult things ever.

Guy 1: it truly is...

by UncleNorton45 July 24, 2011

fapsturbate

To masturbate furiously, or fap.

I'm serious, did you fapsturbate to my porn?

by Dumpsterbaby December 16, 2007