fatpad

A thing to rub, right above the penis. Most fat people have it, and hide their penis there. A fat wall of flesh which you can squish as well.

I can rub my fatpad until i cum.

by TheFatPersonRubbedHisFatpad March 16, 2018

Fatada

Someone with a limited or below normal mental ability; a dumbass

That girl is such a fatada! One time she even thought the stairs was the toilet!

by Fatadacentral April 13, 2017

fitlads

A place where ongoing sagas including fake deaths, transvestites adopting under-age "sons" and crutch fetishists are all the rage. Dead people, orange stick insects, trolls and egos collect there to try and belittle each other.

Log onto fitlads then

by fatmediawhorecow October 21, 2010

Falador

A city in the MMOPRG game, Runescape.

Pwner Owner8938: Im in Falador, wherere r u?
Ginam5454: Im in the wildy.
Pwner Owner8938: O, b careful!
Ginam5454: Up yours! lol jk
Pwner Owner8938: Not funny.

by Darbyyyyy November 10, 2006

fatlastic

An expandable waistband, worn purposely for its stretching properties.

Dang..I ate too much pizza. I shore wish my pants had fatlastic.

by FunkyB September 29, 2009

Fatlaziousful

When someone performs the most fattening, lazy, delicious and beautiful act known to man; binge eating a tub of turtles under 3 layers of blankets

-Will help cheer one up if you find yourself all alone and without company

Bailey was an emo disaster after being abandoned by her roommates for the week so she grabbed a spoon and fatlaziousfully ate the entire tub of turtles and hibernated

by Bradly Mac December 5, 2011

failadin

Someone playing a paladin class on an MMORPG, who is utterly and completely terrible at using the class effectively.

Oh, great. That failadin I was telling you about earlier just joined the group.

by Mezzidriel January 16, 2008