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To overindulge in a thing or activity until officially unhealthy by medical or psychological standards.
Brian enjoyed heavy metal so much in his youth that he fat kidded his ears for life.
Dave watched so much porn that he literally fat kidded himself into erectile dysfunction.
by b&byc&kes July 21, 2017
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Fat kid

When a fat kid takes a massive dump and clogs the bathroom
Two weeks and the bathrooms are still clogged after that fat kid took that massive shit
by he fat March 17, 2021
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fat kid

Any person who, regardless of age, sex or stature, adores food with every fiber of their being. Note that being a fat kid does not imply anything about a person's weight; it is purely a state of mind.

Certain moments and activities can be categorized as Fat Kid Moments and/or Activities. Examples: going to the grocery store at 2am because all you want in life are brownies; eating an entire pint of Ben&Jerrys when you really only meant to have a bite; pity eating the last bite/portion of food on a plate/bowl/cake pan; assuming other people's food left in the fridge more than three days is automatically up for grabs; patronizing buffet restaurants more than is strictly necessary/healthy/sane; putting whipped cream on..well..everything; interjecting thoughts about food into conversations that had nothing to do with food until that point; etc.
"So...you going back for thirds, too?"
"Um, obviously. Haha omg we're such fat kids."

"Dude I'm such the fat kid...Everyone at the party had these dainty portions on their plates, and I was wolfing down crackers and goat cheese like it was my job."

"Hey, did you read that article on Mexican sociocultural shifts and the escalating tension between adolescent social groups?"
"Mmm...Mexican food."
by i used to work in chicago March 31, 2008
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Fat Kid

1.an incessantly large individual between the ages of 12 and 21
1. Matt Burwell; this is a fat kid that also smells bad, is a bitch and hates "smiles"
2. Josh Meyer; a fat kid with fungus elbows who thinks he is really cool and funny, but actually is a loser
by Matt Burwell July 31, 2008
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(verb) To upend a container with the express intent of finishing whatever remains (commonly crumbs), often in rapid and definitive fashion, regardless of the weight or appearance of the individual.
usage: to "fat kid" the chips

When no finger-sized Doritos remained, Marc proceeded to fat kid the rest of the bag, oblivious of the horrified glares from those around him.
by Jawberry & Admiral Obvious January 4, 2009
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Fat kid

that one kid who buys gummy pencils,and usually carries 7 big macs in his pockets
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by manwhoenjoyslife June 2, 2018
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fat kid jude

he is like a marshmallow, he has a marshmallow shaped head and hes fat like one too
by Whore-man September 11, 2016
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