Farty

A virtual party that takes place on Facebook when an actual party is not possible due to geographic and/or child care constraints. Popular among those in their 30's and 40's.

This Friday we'll all have a couple of beers and get together on my page for a Farty.

by Baystoner February 9, 2010

farty

When someone or something refuses to cooperate, or be a smart, decent human being without an attitude. Farty is pretty much indescribable, you just know when someones being farty, its like a 6th sense.

GOSH, Curly Mophead is soo farty

by Ween Patrol January 3, 2005

Farty

Refers to a small amount

Janet said "there's a farty bit of toothpaste left in the tube"

by Janet Wesley June 17, 2021

Farty

Acting uncomfortable and panicked, as if one has to fart really really badly and doesn't want to let it out.

1.)
Did you see Cletus try to ask Nancy out on a date? He got all farty and started stuttering until he finally just threw up. It was hilarious!
2.)
Bartholomew became very farty when it was his turn to shoot the basketball. So farty in fact that he slipped, missed the entire backboard, and fell on his ass.

by Flarp Johnson June 16, 2011

farty

Someone who's sweet natured but slightly ditzy. An attractive quality in a girl but less so in a bloke.

She's a really farty one.

by slaggamuffin June 23, 2008

Farty

When one is upset at a function or party and kills the mood for everyone near by.

“Why is Cierra being all FARTY right now?”
“Stop being FARTY and have a good time.”

by JXRDNS May 26, 2018

Farty

A frat party.

Darty = day party

Yo you going to the farty later?

by Suicidal redneck September 7, 2021