fartmobile

A person that has a great degree of cubustable pressure built within the anus that is released with an extreme powerful force of air causing a rotation of wind.

An extremely powerful force of wind from the anal sphincter that could make the human being into a Rocket powered entity a fartmobile.

by stinkerdoolittle February 17, 2008

fartrobics

The act of raising ones leg or entering a stance as to steady oneself prior to ripping a loud fart.

Did you see Roger doong his fartrobics earlier? Yes the raising of his leg and scrunching of his face let us know he was about to haul off and fart real loud!

by Rythmical Nutcase January 15, 2018

fartwobble

To sit on a chair and move side to side whilst expelling a fart

I'm going into a fart wobble. hold my beer
Qv to blow a trouser trumpet

To fartwobble

by 🐻 The bear December 8, 2019

fartgobblin

Your current president.

If only that fartgobblin cared as much about Russian Bounties on US soldiers as he does banning Tiktok.

by nuumite July 31, 2020

fartso

A unit of measurement

Male porn stars are on average 9 to 10 fartso's in length.

by Sean Scofield April 25, 2006

Fartoobnooeeiey

PRONUNCIATION: Far-toob-new-ee
A fart that's actually poo OR a serious farter (someone who farts a lot)

Jack let out a fart but then realized poo came out. To use this word: Jack did fartoobnooeeiey and was embarrassed.
My uncle farts, and farts and farts all day long. To use this word: My uncle is a fartoobnooeeiey.

by The Porakish Dictionary March 25, 2021

fartsonsins disease

a disease where your penis is so large it can't fit in a toilet

My grandpa has fartsonsins disease.

by psendrom June 8, 2021