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Fartboy

A subculture cartoon hero who performs good deeds in the world using his exceptional gaseous emissions to do so.
I’ve had my encounters with Fartboy, he’s a helluva cool guy to hang out with if you’ve got a good gas mask!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 15, 2019
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A Farrow

1.A person able to talk about yet not actually do an activity.

2. Possessing a vast and more often than not useless collection of information on a particular subject and being unable to adequately perform or accomplish said subject.
Mike :"Dude, Bob sure knows alot about air traffic control"

Jimmy :"Maybe, but throw a headset on him with some planes in the air and he chokes up like an asian hooker on a black mans dick"

Mike :"No shit... He's a farrow... What a bitch!"
by The Creep August 8, 2009
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farthole fucker

A person who engages in rough anal sex.
The wild biker was well known as a farthole fucker so we avoided conversation and eye contact.
by Hugh Jasphart November 22, 2019
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Fartload

Noun: a unit of measure exactly one tenth the weight of a shit ton (not to be confused with ass ton, which corralates with the amount of weight your pickup truck can haul.)
There's a fartload of cucumbers on this vine.
by Nature's weight June 3, 2017
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de farto

Okay, you have just farted. Don't make it worse!

Stop trying to reproduce the sound with scratching the floor with your shoe or with a fake cough - it is not gonna work.
It is time to accept the betrayal of your own butt and move forward.

De Farto.
Gosh, did you hear that guy at the library?!
-Yeah! I doubted first it was him, but when he started to fake cough, I knew it was him!
..."de farto"
by Mr.Putin November 11, 2011
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fartoisseur

Connoisseur of farts, one with a rich knowledge and ability to distinguish different people's farts based on: taste, smell, and tone.
Person 1: "Did you eat onions for dinner last night?"

Person 2: "yeah, how did you know?"

Person 1: "I could taste it in your flatulence,I am a fartoisseur."
by #1 fartoisseur February 28, 2010
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Fartdouken

Cupping a fresh fart in your hands and throwing it in the manner of a Hadouken.
Mike: "Hey Rob"
Rob: "What?"
*Fartdouken*
Mike: "FARTDOUKEN!!!"
by Senor Wang November 23, 2010
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