Fartron

1) This is a device attached to a robot that allows a robotic being to fart as a normal human being would.

2) A smelly orgasmic noise.

3) Potentially a new race in skyrim thats added in a future mod.

A Fartron could apply to one of the following examples:

Robot cleaner 1) Intiate fart command now Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that computes better.

Bob: whoa jessie you smell really bad today and your makeing spastic noises, do you feel really happy or something today?

Jessie: Nah just having a smelly orgasmic noise day.

Baldaur the brave: Whoa was that me, sorry guys lets all have another round

Angry Dwarfs: Ye smelly git, i no like your race now git out of ouar tavern before i stick my blade up your corkhole.

Fartron by smelly bob weasel 3000 December 15, 2011

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fatronize

To treat an overweight person in a rude or condescending manner.

A: Ohhhh, I just love the fabric and the color of that new dress! It really does wonders hiding all sorts of things!

B: Don’t ‘fatronize’ me!

fatronize by Bryan Gilbreath February 23, 2011

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Fartion

Pronounced FAR-shun. Rationing a fart in order to use it at a more "appropriate" time.

I had bad gas while sitting at my desk so I fartioned it to use while in the elevator with my boss later.

Fartion by Yahoo! Answers Phil J January 18, 2009

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Faltron

the Polish god of rape.

long ago when a person was raped, it was beleved that Faltron would ascend from the heavens to mend the broken souls. he would destroy the horrible memories of rape. But then his power overcame him

in 1622 there was a young boy named Baltazar was raped by the 107 year old shaman of the town. Baltazar spent 2 yeas crying. all the towns folk got sick of hearing the child. after a strict town meeting, they decided to sacrifice all the animals they could find as a gift for the gods to despose of this child. Zeus heard took there sacrifices but did not do a thing about the child. The polish zues saw this act of crealty and made a vowe to become the god of rape. this was like killing two birds with one stone since the real zues was sueing the polish zues for stealing his name but thats political crap ment for another time. Anyways polsh zues changed his name to faltron and descended from the sky to mend baltazars shattered soul. but faltron was a hormone crazed god and wondered what it could feel like to cause this much pain to one child for his own pleasure. he raped baltazar with his god penis and stole his soul and thus became the all mighty ass ripping.
FALTRON!

Faltron by the all knowing pakigahnistan April 8, 2009