Fartrolic

To prance or dance about while passing gas. Often the fartrolicker will hum Greensleeves or a similar English ballad to highten the fartrollicking experience.

As he wearily strode to the shower after a hard days work, Jim suddenly began to fartrolic about as the tune of Greensleeves hummed in his mind and the no less musical sounds of gas escaped from his backside.

Fartrolic by Patrick Par August 13, 2010

Fartricide 

When forces unknown to human kind cause a person to expel a very potent fecal gas that is so overpowering not only do innocent bystanders have to vacate the area immediately or face certain death, but the CDC would classify this incident as a Public Health Emergency. The person that expelled this fecal gas is put in a near death state and will die if not removed from the scene.

"Hey did you hear about Mel? He committed Fartricide on Tuesday. They had to Hazmat the area and rush him to the ER!!"

Fartricide by MattKV July 1, 2008

Fartalicious

an adjective used to describe a fart so neatly potent and crisp-sounding in nature that one can almost picture an illustration of a fart so clean-cut and 'deliciously juicy'

that was an extremely fartalicious fart bertha just emitted

Fartalicious by hemik December 23, 2009

fartricide 

How a dyslexic tries to kill his brother.

Tom's jealous rage pushed him to the point of fartricide but none of the fart bombs he left for his brother Pete seemed to work.

fartricide by Coriolus October 13, 2008

fartriliquism 

The art of farting near someone in a large group and making it appear that somone else in the group is the farter. This is a very hard art to perfect and can result in many pairs of ruined underwear

Fartriliquism is practiced at work everyday when one co-worker blames his gas on another co-worker.

fartriliquism by AXOMAN June 3, 2007

fartilicious 

An adjective describing (what the creator deems to be) a pretty nice smelling fart, however, other people nearby may find the stench repulsive and may vomit up their early morning KFC variety meal.

Smell my fartilicious delight... mmm, everyone loves their own brand!

fartilicious by TootsieNI January 9, 2008

fartlick 

It is a running term meaning that, after you warm up and have been jogging for a few minutes, you run hard for one minute, slow for one minute, hard for two minutes, slow for two minutes, hard for three minutes, slow for two minutes, hard for two minutes, slow for one minute, hard for one minute, slow for one minute, and then you start over.

Unfortunately, it is not an amusing definition.

On Thursday, for cross country, we did fartlicks. It sucked.

fartlick by Julianna Giovanna October 9, 2006