fartasm

The feeling of great pleasure after passing a wicked ass fart which has been held for a great amount of time.

Damn. I rotted one so bad, I think I had a fartasm.

by chicachica_boomboom April 17, 2009

Fortismus

Fortismus is a femboy from Moravia.

"Hey fellow femboy! Where are you from?"
"I'm from Zlín region."
"Oh so you are a fortismus?"
"Exactly."

by stara rašple October 12, 2020

fartist

A person who turns a fart into a work of art.

Rodney is a brilliant fartist: He plays Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata through his anus.

by Barney Fartzenegger May 12, 2010

Fartissimo

1. Noun: An extremely loud and powerful fart that commands admiration and deference.

2. Adj: Shockingly loud, commanding - used especially as a description of farts.

The conductor raised his hands as the audience quieted in anticipation and to their profound amazement he unleashed a fartissimo!

Greg made a strong effort and managed a good loud fart, but Jacob's was fartissimo!

by onehandcrabbing November 15, 2011

faptism

The first time you ever fap.

Dude I had my faptism when I was 13.

by SirLaxington October 13, 2011

Fatism

The motivational encouragement of fat people to become thin again.

friend: Do you support fatism?
me: Yes I do. I am talking to 3 fatsos, trying to make them realize how ugly and stupid they are.

by 2HITLER4ME July 26, 2014

Fartistic Licence

The art of creatively reshaping the true facts concerning a past release of Carbon Dibaxide

"Mr Darcy, I find it most difficult to credit your assertion that Miss bennet was responsible for the beefy eggo that cleared the dance floor not five minutes ago.. For one thin, the miasma concerned was distinctly reminiscent of the casserole I observed you yourself consuming last night, whereas I have it on good authority that Miss Bennet is a vegetarian. If that was Fartistic Licence, Darcy, then it was dashed bad form."

by bromp February 18, 2010