Fartractions

Amount of time between farts when you're about to dump

When is the next rest stop? My fartractions are only 20 seconds appart

by Tireguy78 May 14, 2011

poophead fartface

the worst insult possible. very very hurtful. may lead to depression

Bully: "Don't end our streak you poophead fartface"
Victim: "Omg you hurt my feelings"

by hgdysuaikmnhsbxsai August 19, 2016

fatisfaction

The insecure pride like feeling of satisfaction after heroically humping a fat girl.

That fat chick i pounded last night for 5 hours gave me 100% fatisfaction.

by had69 May 7, 2008

cartifact

Items that knock around in your car for months or years because you never got around to throwing them away, putting them away or returning them to their rightful owner. Coffee cup lids, books, pens, dirty beach towels, worn-out baseball hats, or even long-forgotten third or fourth children.

I need to sell my old Honda, but it's so full of cartifacts I'll never get it cleaned out.

by Buffalo Chip January 21, 2015

fartface

Someone who when they talk only release worthless gas, with no value other than to smell up the room

by Big Al August 5, 2003

fartifacts

The lingering effects of gas that has been passed.

Even though Tyrone farted 30 minutes ago, the fartifacts are still unbearable.

by Trae C. February 20, 2008

JPEG Artifacts

When a picture has been reposted hundreds of times by different people across the Internet, to the point where the compression from being screenshoted and uploaded has become noticeable. This could be noticable blurriness, distortion, or pixelation.

I've seen this meme posted on so many accounts, I can see the JPEG Artifacts.

by renabeth September 7, 2020