An obsequious servant, waiter, or sales assistant; one who continually follows closely behind their employer/customer, fawning and pathetically eager to please.
by Finbarthebad June 5, 2007
Get the fartcatcher mug.A) When a farter forces a known target to smell a fart. Sometimes done for revenge, but always without consent or apology.
B) When you drop the fart hammer on someone who is trapped in a situation and must endure the stench. Like hammering a fart in a car full of people.
B) When you drop the fart hammer on someone who is trapped in a situation and must endure the stench. Like hammering a fart in a car full of people.
I walked into my boss's office just before his Monday afternoon status meeting and fartraped him. I hope he likes Taco Bell.
by Davendork November 10, 2010
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A Scifi television program filmed in Australia from 1999 to 2003, produced by the Jim Henson Company. Staring Ben Browder as John Crichton and Claudia Black as Aeryn Sun. Farscape was intended to continue into a fifth season. However the show was cancelled in 2002 by the SciFi Channel because of the cost in production.
Farscape returned in 2004 as a Mini-Series known as Farscape: Peacekeeper Wars. Which recieved a Emmy Nomination.
The Plot
The series was focused on the crew of escape prisoners aboard the living ship Moya, on the run from the military organisation called the Peacekeepers.
Through out the course of the series it was discovered that the Peacekeepers were engaged in a Cold War with the Scarran Empire. Tension between both factions led to a outbreak of war during the Peacekeeper Wars.
Farscape returned in 2004 as a Mini-Series known as Farscape: Peacekeeper Wars. Which recieved a Emmy Nomination.
The Plot
The series was focused on the crew of escape prisoners aboard the living ship Moya, on the run from the military organisation called the Peacekeepers.
Through out the course of the series it was discovered that the Peacekeepers were engaged in a Cold War with the Scarran Empire. Tension between both factions led to a outbreak of war during the Peacekeeper Wars.
Farscape
"My name is John Crichton (I'm lost), an astronaut, (shot through a wormhole) in some distant part of the universe (I'm trying to stay alive) aboard this ship (this living ship) of escaped prisoners (my friends). If you can hear me, (beware). If I make it back, (will they follow)? If I open a door, (are you ready)? Earth is unprepared (helpless) for the nightmares I've seen. Or should I stay, protect my home, not show them you exist. But then you'll never know … the wonders I've seen."
"My name is John Crichton (I'm lost), an astronaut, (shot through a wormhole) in some distant part of the universe (I'm trying to stay alive) aboard this ship (this living ship) of escaped prisoners (my friends). If you can hear me, (beware). If I make it back, (will they follow)? If I open a door, (are you ready)? Earth is unprepared (helpless) for the nightmares I've seen. Or should I stay, protect my home, not show them you exist. But then you'll never know … the wonders I've seen."
by Scorpy September 26, 2006
Get the farscape mug.High-waisted panties, specially those so high-waisted as to cover the bellybutton at the front, and look even more weird as shit for our sober modern standards from the back, as if the wearer had a great problem letting even the smallest amount of fart to ever leave her, hence the name.
Gordon: Hey Chad, how was your sexy time with that hot chick last night?
Chad: She was wearing fucking fartcatchers! My boner withered as quickly as I kicked that bitch out of the room!
Gordon: So gay. Bad choice of underwear tho
Chad: She was wearing fucking fartcatchers! My boner withered as quickly as I kicked that bitch out of the room!
Gordon: So gay. Bad choice of underwear tho
by SHITCOCK February 8, 2013
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Get the ricer fartcan mug.When you stretch a woman's bunghole pretty wide, and take a shit in her ass, and fill it up with all sorts of magical drinks, beverages and other fizzy stuff. You then jam a buttplug in her asshole for 30 minutes, the whole time she is running around a racetrack full of crippled deer in order to make the concoction rather fizzy.
She will then release the plug this, causing a rather large farting sound due to the built up gas, and a nice mess on the floor. Proceed to pick up this mess with a flask, and pour it into her mouth while farting down her nostrils. This will cause her to suffocate and regurgitate the delightful product that you have made in order to feed to your cat, who will enjoy it thoroughly, or your money back.
She will then release the plug this, causing a rather large farting sound due to the built up gas, and a nice mess on the floor. Proceed to pick up this mess with a flask, and pour it into her mouth while farting down her nostrils. This will cause her to suffocate and regurgitate the delightful product that you have made in order to feed to your cat, who will enjoy it thoroughly, or your money back.
by Billy Bob Goat II June 19, 2009
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