Paul Farrell

An Irish hero featured in many of the celtic legends of Derry. A firey haired, Passionate man, Paul Farrell is reputed to have once laid waste to an entire English Fort because of an insult made to his mother.

English soldier: ' Paul Farrell, your mother and all irish mothers are inferior in maternal instinct to those of mighty england'

Paul: 'because of your insults, on this night i will slay you and your kind.there will be no quater given.'

by thebryanmyster April 22, 2009

John Ferneley College

A prison complex resembling a school with a fetish for overplaying its mediocre achievements.

'Hey all, John Ferneley College is the best school in the UK.' *Checks nervously to see if the gun is still being pointed* 'Yes... b-best school in the world'

by BeanzMeenzHeinz June 10, 2021

Farell

The sweetest guy you'll ever meet. Do not upset Farell for once you lose him you will regret it and will miss him deeply. Farell will always put his friends first no matter what and he may say that he doesn't care about others judgement but deep down he really does and tries to please as many people as he can; he's so caring and will stop at nothing just to see you smile. The one thing he wishes of life is to hear someone laugh at his "dumb" jokes. His smile will make your day and you wouldn't ever wanna leave his side.

Farell is the love of my life and I was stupid enough to lose him.

by ~Just a girl with a heart~ November 16, 2017

farrelleto

slash fan fiction, fan art or fan video about the pairing of actors Colin Farrell and Jared Leto who played the roles of friends/lovers Alexander and Hephaestion in the 2004 Oliver Stone motion picture, Alexander.

I am in love with the farrelleto ship.

by rosethorne May 31, 2007

fartnel

The resulting stench and theoretical stink particulate matter from a fart/flatulent episode. Etymology: slang based on the word "shrapnel", the primary connecting theme being the dangerous particles emitted by the event.

"Dude, you farted right next to me! I know you didn't aim it at me, but the fartnel is gonna be all over me!"

by Halesite May 6, 2010

Fapnel

Refers to the small pieces of semen that miss their mark and land somewhere close by. Derived from the words 'fap' and 'shrapnel'.

When i blew my load on Judy's tits, some fapnel got on her face!

by -D=S- November 5, 2009

Farrell

Anyone with the last name of Farrell is a descendant of King O'Fearghail. O'Farrell is defined as descendant of King O'Fearghail. Farrell is the American version of the very Irish name. It is also defined as man of valor (a badass in combat). However, not all Farrells come from a military background.

They love their beer and liquor, especially when it comes to whiskey. Typically on the tall end of things, including the women, and have a propensity to be physically active, although athleticism is usually not the case.

Person 1: I'm Farrell

Person 2: Does that mean you like booze?

Person 1: Duh

by 86no78 September 30, 2013