fartologist

A person who studies farts.

I am going to community college to get my associates in fartology.

by Marc April 25, 2005

fantology

ontology of possible worlds and fanstastic beings. This discipline bridges philosophical thought and artistic imagination.

The task of fantology is to explicate all possibilities of being, including those of alternative worlds, and to ground the practical discipline of world-formation.

by Mike May 30, 2008

fartology

The scientific study of flatulence, especially the causes and cures.

After reading the fartology sections in several personal health books Kevin avoided eating at Tex-Mex restaurants.

by Alabaster Al August 16, 2008

Fameology

Noun. The science of interpreting celebrity.

My best friend spends so much time reading tabloids, he's practically got a degree in fameology.

by TajUK May 1, 2007

Fratology

The study of all things fratty. This would include, but not limited to, insight into fratty music,fratty wardrobe, game day preperations, formals, frat water, hazing, golf, hating GDI's, and all other things fratty. The field of Fratology is explored and extensively researched by frat daddies across the country hoping to combat douchebaggery throughout the world and continue to exude increasingly higher levels of fratmosphere. The study of fratalogy does not end when one fraternity member graduates from his respectable institution as true frat daddies continue researching fratology all of their lives.

Based off of the Holister T-Shirts, the spiky hair with the frosted tips, the Linkin Park Jaming from the stereo, and the Shmirnoff Ices being consumed, it was obvious that no one in the room practiced or studied fratology.

by Fratty McFratstein May 22, 2008

fartology

The scientific study of flatulence, especially its causes and cures.

Advances in fartology have led to a new product called "Nofartus from Novartus" which can greatly reduce intestinal gas.

by antelope al August 1, 2008

Doctor of Fartology

A special honorary graduate degree that is often conveyed by a beleaguered and long-suffering spouse who may be seeking public acknowledgment of their longstanding situation of having lived with a prolific and noxious farter.

She may have been attempting to gain some degree of collective sympathy and support by unabashedly conveying that Doctor of Fartology degree to her very surprised husband at his retirement party.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2023