Failportunity

The chance to do something that will inevitably result in failure.

The boss has given me another failportunity to do a project with no budget and a ridiculous deadline.

by Brownwater March 2, 2009

fairpot

Can you say pot brownies? Nobody knows weed like the town of Fairport, NY earning it the incredibly realistic nickname, Fairpot.

Bro, let's go to Fairpot and score some weed.

by PipiLongstockings July 29, 2014

flairport

The ultimate stalker. He'll even track your flights and send you flowers and a snowglobe to your gate at your destination. Oh, and he loves him some cheerleaders.

I went all flairport on her. Hell, I even got her a snowglobe, but she called airport security.

by mrfluffy October 8, 2009

failport

A very unfortunate airport, or a barely functioning airport.

Sabenser: "Hey, did you hear they delayed every flight for three hours at the airport because a cougar got onto the runway?"
Soulshined: "Man, what a failport. How can one 60 year old lady delay so many flights for an entire three hours?"

by Ender of Games November 30, 2017