fagometer

fag·o·me·ter
1.Instrument for measuring the amount of a persons gayness.
2.Something that registers or responds to gayrods, or anyone that could be considered a homo

Dude 1: "Hey! Lets go clubbin and wear pink stripped button down shirts and drink Appletini's and Red Bull and Vodka's all night. Then come home wasted and give eachother backrubs!"
Dude 2: "Hold on one second......." long pause
(leaves room to grab fagometer)
Loud buzzing noise emits from fagometer
Long pause
"Dude, you are an off the charts fagasaurus!!!"

by Jontastic May 4, 2005

Fagometer

Used to measure the level of fagocity of a person. Generally it ranges from 1 to 10.

I measured his fagocity using my fagometer. He was a 10 out of 10.

by KIutchy November 29, 2009

fagotry

n 1: an irritating psychological state of discomfort brought on by life experiences or oftentimes specific individuals in life with the sole purpose of annoying, frustrating, or otherwise hindering us from our desired course of action. An absence of elation ant: elation

I failed to get my long desired promotion at work because Jon decided to talk shit about me to the boss, that is such fagotry and I would love for him to get run over by a bus.

by Ray7644 January 21, 2006

Faggetry

The art of acts of homosexuality. Used in describing one man's homosexuality.

I don't need his faggetry in my house.

by Aslate July 27, 2009

fagonometry

the study of being gay and/or lame

Yeah, I have a degree in fagonometry.

by omgbeartrap January 30, 2005

No Fagetry

When one says something completely gay, but ends the sentence with "No Fagetry" and it is alright. The term eliminates all fagetry from what was said.

Man you look so good today...no fagetry.

by -YaR- June 11, 2007

fagetry

A happening of gayness.Used in an ongoing action that could be deemed homosexual.

"ayo alex, could you stop this fagetry, stop blowing anthony!!"

by Krooklynkid December 25, 2007