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fagaccino

It's similar to a mochaccino coffee, but the chocolate syrup is replaced with *human cum

*changes depends on the café
Starbucks employee: Hi what would you like today.
Customer: Can I get a fagaccino for my husband please.
by LivingDownUnder October 10, 2022
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fapuccino

to have a quick masturbation session to wake oneself up
Where's jimmy? His toast is getting cold.
I think upstairs having a fapuccino
by kingbumii May 12, 2015
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fappuccino

Titty fucking a lactating woman while using the breast milk as lube then ejaculating on her chest and letting it all drip into a cup.
I served this fine ass MILF a grande fappuccino last night.
by Meatball1985 November 17, 2015
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faffuccino

A beverage purchased from Starbucks which causes a delay and a queue to form. Particularly popular with the person in front of you when you are rushing to get coffee at the station for the morning commute.
Sorry I'm late, the daft tart in front of me ordered a faffuccino
by geoffthedude May 29, 2010
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Fappuccino

A fap and a Cappuccino. Term is used when a faux connoissuer consumes coffee with a certain pretentiousness.

This renders the drink little more than the masturbatory culmination of the drinker's ego and narcissism.

The sycophant usually provides unnecessary opinions about the coffee for the pure purpose of establishing a social authority regarding knowledge of the bean.

The Fappacino aficionado spends their spare time lamenting the poor product of Starbucks.

There is a high correlation amongst Fappuccino fans of the posession of an Arts Degree, and their population growth is inversely proportional to cumulative utility to society and the advancement of human knowledge and moral worth.
1. Connoissuer: "This blend of Arabica and Robusta is sumptuous! It

doesn't dry my palate, yet still retains spicy undertones"

Observer: "Dude, you're licking that foam like a bangbus slut. What did you order, a Fappuccino?"

2. Hipster Barista. Kindly check on relevant meme websites.
by neogenesis March 7, 2012
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faggacino

(adjective, adj) - Used to describe a tasty coffee treat when it is being enjoyed by an insecure, heterosexual male or a friend you suspect of being gay.
(noun) – A simply fabulous coffee drink.
Look at John sucking on that Faggacino! He is so gay.
by Big Wiffa September 23, 2008
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Vanilla Fappuccino

When you get a handjob in the Starbucks bathroom from the barista, and she then proceeds to make someone else's drink, using your own special vanilla extract.
Dude, Emma totally just gave me a Vanilla Fappuccino in the stall. I love Starbucks now.
by Mike M. September 17, 2014
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