Thanks to the "Halliburton Loophole" created by Dick Cheney more and more "Frackcidents" continue to occur nationwide.
by Deja DeMoss May 20, 2013
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Can be compared with, and about as humiliating as, pee-pants from laughing too hard (which, sadly amongst non-senior adults, also happens more frequently to women who have given birth).
Can be compared with, and about as humiliating as, pee-pants from laughing too hard (which, sadly amongst non-senior adults, also happens more frequently to women who have given birth).
Mom 1: "It's 80 degrees out today, why are you shivering with your arms across your chest?"
Mom 2: "Naw, damnit, that baby is crying and it gave me a lactcident, I'm gonna have to grab a new blouse before we hit the shops."
Mom 1: "Oh, snap!"
Mom 2: "Naw, damnit, that baby is crying and it gave me a lactcident, I'm gonna have to grab a new blouse before we hit the shops."
Mom 1: "Oh, snap!"
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Un-noticed at first or accidental weight gain, which leads to your fatness preventing you from doing something
"Hey where's Dylan? This pool party is awesome!"
"He had a fatccident and couldn't do up his swimming shorts so he's not coming"
"He had a fatccident and couldn't do up his swimming shorts so he's not coming"
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by Dr. Hand October 12, 2023
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