Lunar mist facial mask

While lying down, you hold a screen over your face and someone stands over the screen and has explosive diarrhea.
The result is that while watching the moon you receive an evenly distributed mist of fecal material that results in an impressive facial mask.

It's been two weeks since my last lunar mist facial mask, I'm due!

by clam baker III November 23, 2009

wind facial

occurs when wind blows sand in your face causing you to squint or close your eyes completely,and in some cases causing you to turn your head.

girl: Dude I just got sand in my eye from the wind and its making my eyes burn.
guy: you just got a wind facial.

by dyn2bcaptian November 29, 2009

silent facial mask rant

One of the great and enduring freedoms implicit in COVID times, that of being able to swear up a quiet storm beneath your facial mask whereas previously you had to inhibit this.

I took to the frequent “silent facial mask rant,” hoping that I could do away with this nasty and unsociable habit once we are all able to unmask ourselves in the distant future.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2020

Inter racial facial

money shot involving an inter racial couple

Bill gave Tenisha an Inter racial facial

by RichardHead January 14, 2009

Cum Facial

When a guy's balls are filled with goo and he ejects it all over someone's face.

After Chad pounded Kiersten's pussy for 3 hours she stuck out her tounge smiled and he gave her A Cum Facial!

by SlopNChop November 4, 2016

Pavement Facial

The act of slamming another person's face into said pavement, with such verocity, as to cover the victim's with asphalt as though their face has been peppered with semen.

Wade Wilson just gave that motherfucker a pavement facial and is eating a pizza like it never happened.

by Dasraunchy January 4, 2017

facial cleanser

A face wash that is supposed to clean and rejuvenate your face but 70% of the time makes it worse.

Girl 1: Hey, I bought the new Super Clean Happy Face facial cleanser.
Girl 2: Look at my face and think about it for awhile before using.

by Samantha Felicia Rose April 7, 2015