Mexican Facewash

The act of taking a persons head and shoving their face into a dirt covered snow bank.

I told this bitch to give me road head, she refused. So i pulled the car over and gave her a mexican facewash.

by drock214 February 6, 2010

R Kelly Facewash

Pissing on someones face, weather they like it or not

This Bitch was pissin me off last night so I hooked her up with an R Kelly FaceWash!

by KlapMoneyMillionare January 27, 2008

facewash

in a hockey fight when one player rubs the smelly ass plah of his hockey glove up and down the other players face, like he was washing his face, its one of the most annoying and aggrivatting things, not to mention degrading, a badass move.

oh man, stock just gave that guy a nice facewash, bet hes pretty pissed

by dave February 7, 2005

facewash

ice hockey variation a facewash in an ice hockey game is a provocative move or an attempt at intimidation that may precede a fight where the aggressor performs the facewash wearing his or her hockey glove allowing the sweat-soaked (and often ubernasty smelling) leather palm of the glove to do the washing and make the point.

When Pronger facewashed the rookie in the corner, the kid retaliated with a punch and they both went to the box.

by sonomamike June 4, 2009

French Facemask

when a male places his balls over another mans eyes, and his penis over his nose to make a mask out of his genitalia..works best with passed out friend. In no way gay.

man we got a picture of me giving that guy a french facemask last nite after the bar

by Branden Warner August 15, 2006

Philadelphia Facemask

When a man busts a nut onto a drunk womans face while she is passed out. Then when the chick wakes up there is hardend ejaculate covering her face like a facemask.

"Last night Amanda was so drunk she passed out, so I gave her a Philadelphia Facemask. Then when she woke up we shot some pucks off her face to see how well it worked."

by JonRambo March 4, 2009

mongolian facemask

When a man or woman eats extremely spicy food then waits at least 2 hours (or until they really have to poop) then has their partner take a lo mein noodle and stick it through one nostril and bring it part way out the other so half is hanging out either side reassembling a Mongolian mustache. The partner then takes the noodle hanging from their nose and tickles the others asshole until they shit all over their face. They then let the shit dry and keep the noodle in their nose and wear this as face paint to a social gathering.

"Hey Thomas I really like your face paint you wore to my daughters birthday party!"

"Thanks, Kelly gave me a Mongolian facemask."

by DaxTheDestroyer June 19, 2016