JonRambo's definitions

Ass Mustache

A strip of hair running down the crack of his/her ass. Often found on Italian/Greek men and nasty fat broads.

"So did you finally fuck Jen last night?" "No she bent over to take her pants off and I noticed some toilet paper stuck in her ass mustache." So I ran.

by JonRambo March 3, 2009

Philadelphia Facemask

When a man busts a nut onto a drunk womans face while she is passed out. Then when the chick wakes up there is hardend ejaculate covering her face like a facemask.

"Last night Amanda was so drunk she passed out, so I gave her a Philadelphia Facemask. Then when she woke up we shot some pucks off her face to see how well it worked."

by JonRambo March 4, 2009