Facejump

A surprise and not necessarily wanted make out. When one person decides to kiss another without the latter knowing it is going to happen.

Jen: Last night Chris kissed me!
Cassie: Ew! Why did you let him do that?!?
Jen: I didn't. It was a facejump! He caught me by complete surprise

by ryersonchik December 20, 2010

facepuml

A variation of facepalm, expressing extreme frustration or disappointment. It began as a typo of facepalm (facepaml) and then morphed into facepuml. It is pronounced "face pummel"

I totally just dropped my phone in the toilet. #facepuml

by q0rban January 22, 2014

facepum

Typically used as an action word to describe the reaction to unexplainable, unreasonable, unnecessary, dumb things that ones do. It has the simlar meaning to "face palm" but in the more extreme way. As Púm in ancient Greeks typically means "unnecessary stupidity" or "unnecessary dumb behaviour" the word is then used together with the word "face" to create the word "facepum" because it has similar pronunciation as face palm. The word it's now commonly used as an insulting and criticising way to react to ones behaviour or action.

He's actions and behaviour makes me wanna facepum myself so hard.

by Polam May 21, 2016

Facedump

FACEDUMP

the act of using Facebook as a platform to terminate an existing romantic (or sexual) relationship with a lover or hopeful person.

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1. posting a status message to publicly and openly announce cessation of relationship;
2. the sudden change of relationship status from In A Relationship or Its complicated to Single;
3. deleting wall posts that had any relevance whatsoever while the relationship was ongoing;
4. untagging any picture of the facedumping individual with the opposing party;
5. posting notes (blog style) adressed to offending party telling him/her to eff the hell off; and
6. removing opposing party from contacts list.

Angela: so have you broken it off with him yet?

Brit: he's worthless. ill just facedump him.

by theoneandonlytrippygirl August 2, 2009

Faceism

A state of mind in which the Faceist person is convinced that he hates a person for the way their face looks. The goal of Faceism is to elimnate the Undesirables and promote the DESIRABLES. Faceism often includes killing and mindless torture of those who have the UNDESIRABLES. Don't wory plastic surgery will only make your death more painfull. Faceist Groups generaly torture their victims by dunking their heads in boiling water then putting their face on dry-ice.

Leaders who employ Faceism try to eliminate the undesirables.

by North Mountain King April 16, 2009

FaceJumping

When a person is on facebook and looks at mutual friend and skips back and forth between different mutual friends looking at info,picture,ect.

Person 1: What were you doing on facebook yesterday?
Person 2: I was facejumping yesterday and I found this hot chick.
Person 1: do you know her?
Person 2: No but my cousin does ;)

by R.I.4Ever September 6, 2010

facemum

A non-blood-relative listed as your mother in your facebook profile. (See also, facefamily)

Stan: Dude, that's not your mum! I've met her!
Eric: Lol, nah that's just my facemum.

by A J Dinny November 25, 2010