by Gorillalover5000 August 25, 2019
by Anonymous March 18, 2003
The state of which living fungus is actively growing on a human male's reproductive organ, the penis.
Matthew was working in his tool shed on a new cage for his chicken coupe. All the sudden he had the strong urge to itch at his crotch. After minutes of scratching at his dick, his jeans being the middleman, he slid down his pants only to see a glowly green shine from his penis. The glow was extraordinarily bright, and after a couple minutes he could have sworn it started to move vibrantly around his 2 inch cock. Matthew has a bad case of Dick Fungi.
by Mkolesar25 November 19, 2011
The event where infective fungi sprouts on thy central region of the scrotum, left testicle, and penis head.
Nolan: Hey did Rachel give you a BJ last night?
Jorge: No, she saw my sac fungi and she puked all over her tits.
Jorge: No, she saw my sac fungi and she puked all over her tits.
by ScrotyMcDickinAss May 29, 2010
by SauceyJ219 August 08, 2008