Couplepals's definitions

Tardy boys

A couple pals who have no concept of time or the desire to be on time for anything, especially work.

Couple pals rolling in an hour late and then they sit in their vans for an hour. They are some tardy boys!

by Couplepals September 10, 2019

Fungi cornholyis

The medical term to describe a bad case of athlete's asshole.

Brett: Man my asshole looks like I ran it up and down a fucking cactus. I got a bad case of fungi cornholyis.
Rick: Stop trying to sound smart and just say athlete's asshole!

by Couplepals September 10, 2019