Definitions by Couplepals
Tardy boys
A couple pals who have no concept of time or the desire to be on time for anything, especially work.
Couple pals rolling in an hour late and then they sit in their vans for an hour. They are some tardy boys!
Tardy boys by Couplepals September 10, 2019
Fungi cornholyis
Brett: Man my asshole looks like I ran it up and down a fucking cactus. I got a bad case of fungi cornholyis.
Rick: Stop trying to sound smart and just say athlete's asshole!
Rick: Stop trying to sound smart and just say athlete's asshole!
Fungi cornholyis by Couplepals September 10, 2019