Fruitbat

A really dutty and bitty person
“She’s a right fruitbat she is”
by Sloths4lyfe November 27, 2017
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fruitbats

Used to describe gay guys who are crazy party animals.
How you fruitbats are able to party all day and night and go straight to work I'll never know.
by CalebCarter September 12, 2020
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fruitbat

Done with friends usually and it basically is smashing/hitting fruit with a bat and watching it splatter over something other than yourselves.
You are walking down the street and you see some guys hitting fruit with a bat. You would say "They are playing Fruitbat, i'd better stay away from them"......
by Max Haggard May 03, 2007
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Albino fruitbat

Parts upon a lady which hang down in pairs and flap about when hungry. See flaps

Depending on ethnic origin, the lady who owns the bat may have a non albino fruitbat
It was crazy, she unleashed the albino fruitbat and the draft from its wings near as dammit floored me, I'd never before seen such mighty flaps
by jivehoneyjive March 10, 2008
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FruitBat

when you dip your wagger in poopie and slap it on your birds cheek so it streaks across her cheek also see wombat
go on babay slap that shit stick across my face
by graz and didz November 27, 2003
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fruitbatting

the act of spreading one’s asscheeks and searching with the tongue for dingleberries(poop)
I wonder if Helton got full after fruitbatting Emily’s asshole?!
by yourdadfr October 19, 2022
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fruitbat

A churchgoing girl/woman who enjoys the company of particularly effeminate and flamboyant closeted-gay Christian men but don't realize said men are probably gay (as bats are blind).
"Dude are Jess and Gina for real not a little sus of all the vibes those guys from their 'prayer group' give off?"

"Yeah deadass I hear Mellwood Methodist is a CAVE of fruitbats."
by meowcake June 21, 2021
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