Penile Fracture

A horrifying (and totally real) injury in which you literally snap your dick in half, as you can guess, this can only happen when your penis is erect, if you're a man and you don't wince from reading this, you're either tough as balls or a woman

Poor Hank has never been the same since he suffered a penile fracture, from what I hear, he needs to use a tube if his wife wants to have sex now

by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018

nikolai fraiture

The most cutest, loveliest, sexiest, best bassist ever from the Strokes, with a daughter called Elysia, born in the summer of 2004. He is 6"2', cuts his own hair, and does not smoke. He is shy and that's what I love. I almost die because of his charm.

"We're pretty much taking all the songs that have worked the best in the past and we're using those and all of the new songs. In the short time that we've got to play them, we're trying to use what ones work the best." - Nikolai Fraiture

by MegguMe July 17, 2006

Frantabulous

Frantabulous is a mix of Fabulous and Fantastic. A girl named Fran made the word fantabulous into her own by adding an r. FRANtabulous. People use it to refer to things that are fashionable and cool. Instead of saying fabulous and fantastic, you say Frantabulous.

"Oh my gosh! That shirt is so frantabulous!"

by frantabulous fashion May 22, 2016

fractally wrong

Being wrong at every conceivable scale of resolution. Zooming on every part of one's world view finds beliefs exactly as wrong as one's entire world view.

Dude, you must not join this cult, they're fractally wrong.

by Sarasti 9 From Outer Space May 10, 2008

fractured but whole

the second video game based on South Park animation series after stick of truth. in this game kids will be playing superheroes.

person 1: Dude another south park game will be out soon.
person2: what's the name?
person 1: fractured but whole.
person 2: dies of enthusiasm.

by the other Eric Cartman July 29, 2015

fractal dweller

A person who is in-tune with his or her inner intelligence (inner voice); conscious of the fact that their external experience is a reflection of their inner being.

Fractal dwelling is also synonymous with psychonauting and anything that involves dwelling outside of the boundaries set up by the Control System and indeed, their own egoic self. To the architects of control, the elitists of the world, a fractal dweller is a "dangerous man"; a man who knows the difference between the illusion of freedom and true freedom.

Famous fractal dwellers include William S Burroughs, Terence McKenna, Philip K Dick, Ken Kesey, Jack Kerouac, Carlos Castaneda, Robert Anton Wilson, Ram Dass, Alan Watts, Stanislav Grof and Rick Strassman.

"transcendental fractal dweller Alan Watts once said that, "the Universe is like a giant Rorschach ink-blot."."

by fractal dweller November 23, 2010

Franticshipping

A relationship pairing in the Pokemon Adventures/Special manga in the Ruby/Sapphire chapter between the Pokemon trainers Ruby and Sapphire. It is one of the extremely few pairings considered to be, or extremely close to canon as they have both confessed their love to each other, but it is unclear whether they are in a relationship.

Ruby had claimed afterwards that he did not remember the confession, but to most it had been quite obvious that he was lying. This was confirmed by the creator of Pokemon Adventures when asked about it, saying, "He's pretending."

Those who dislike this ship is either in denial or needs to take some medication because they hate Ruby and or Sapphire, which would be hard to do.

Rookie Nerd: omg I just read the Pokespe R/S chapter and lyk I think Ruby and Sapphire are in love omg wazzit called???

Experienced Pokemon Trainer: It's called Franticshipping. AND BTW ITS CANOOOOON~

by Rainbow Gemstone October 27, 2012