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A place where people go lookind for tranny's
- Yo Damo! Wanna go down to Forbes
- Yeah for sure, Im in
- Sweet
Forbes by Geebo September 20, 2007
a gothcore twat who thinks hes everything
*guy walks up with black hair, nailvarnish and black girls jeans*

"hello there chaps! i'm forbes"

"fuck off twatbag."
forbes by rowanthegreatest September 22, 2008
am a forbes

forbes magazine 

Porn for rich people. An industry magazine where the bourgeoisie elite compare gross figures and share ideas on how to further oppress the proletariat. Often used as a cutting board for cocaine, or rolled up and used to beat the Hispanic maid when she breaks something expensive.
Herbert: "Consuela, did you break my $18,000 crystal statue for Most Racist Employer of 2009?"
Consuela: "Si, senor, lo siento, I --"
*WHACK* *WHACK* *WHACK*
Consuela: "Ay, no!"

Nathan: (reading Forbes Magazine) "I can't wait to use these new marketing techniques to persuade the working class to give me all their money!"
*lays magazine out on table and proceeds to make lines of cocaine with a black American Express card*

forbes spanker 

A prostitute hired by a rich person to engage in some s&m.
A forbes spanker was hired by Trump who then spanked his ass with a forbes magazine.
forbes spanker by LostFido January 23, 2018

forbes parsons 

A miserable cockeyed cunt who cheats on his wife and smuggled in moonshine
"That Forbes parsons feller is a cunt"
forbes parsons by Xxhervxx April 21, 2015