A very humorous and clever Portmanteau of the word "fuck" and the popular jam and jelly brand "Smuckers." Commonly accompanied withe the word "jamn," an amalgamation of "Jiff" brand peanut butter and the expletive "damn." Used to denote something that is particularly sucktastical, usually school related.
Kid 1: "Dude, do we have any APUSH homework?"
Kid 2: "Yes. Read bleh"
Kid 1: "Fmuckers and jamn!"
Kid 2: "Tru dat"
Kid A: "Hey hoe, isn't that paper due tomorrow?"
Kid B: "Yeaaaaaaaaaaaa"
Kid A: "Fmuckers and jamn!"
Kid B: "indeedddddddddddddddd"
Kid 2: "Yes. Read bleh"
Kid 1: "Fmuckers and jamn!"
Kid 2: "Tru dat"
Kid A: "Hey hoe, isn't that paper due tomorrow?"
Kid B: "Yeaaaaaaaaaaaa"
Kid A: "Fmuckers and jamn!"
Kid B: "indeedddddddddddddddd"
by lowd January 27, 2009
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pronounced Fa-Dook
alternative pronunciation Fa-Duck (to rhyme with and substitute for "fuck")
- throws handbags and stampedes like a hippo after innocent people threatening to smash/kill them
- makes really dumb statements, concluded with lol
- thinks it's ok to put a single guy with a married woman in a motel room without asking either party for permission
- part of a corrupt committee/clique running a not for profit sporting association
- refuses to read and/or understand the rules of the association and fails to apply these rules and codes of conduct to her own behaviour
- condones breaking the rules, especially in regards of personal violence/threats and sexual harassment
- bullies others, yet when faced with facts (in particular her own inadequacies) claims SHE is being bullied, and prevents others from clarifying or commenting further
- spreads lies far and wide about anything that tries to discredit those telling the truth and providing facts to back their claims
- changes well established successful events to suit Fluffy, Swallow and the rest of the toxic gang
alternative pronunciation Fa-Duck (to rhyme with and substitute for "fuck")
- throws handbags and stampedes like a hippo after innocent people threatening to smash/kill them
- makes really dumb statements, concluded with lol
- thinks it's ok to put a single guy with a married woman in a motel room without asking either party for permission
- part of a corrupt committee/clique running a not for profit sporting association
- refuses to read and/or understand the rules of the association and fails to apply these rules and codes of conduct to her own behaviour
- condones breaking the rules, especially in regards of personal violence/threats and sexual harassment
- bullies others, yet when faced with facts (in particular her own inadequacies) claims SHE is being bullied, and prevents others from clarifying or commenting further
- spreads lies far and wide about anything that tries to discredit those telling the truth and providing facts to back their claims
- changes well established successful events to suit Fluffy, Swallow and the rest of the toxic gang
You're such a FDUC
by Fight the Corruption August 3, 2022
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