fatts

An abbreviation of "fatty foods." Used to describe unhealthy food such as chips or donuts.

I ran to the fridge to load up on fatts.

by schooley January 26, 2007

FATT

a girl who is of the obese variety

"nicole goodman is really fatt"

"omfg, i know !"

by HYPHY HYPHY October 15, 2007

fattness

Yo mamma.

My name is Candice I don't like yo fattness. Yo makin' me mad, and that ain't not the fad.

by Yo yo you yo yeah November 2, 2003

Jeff Fatt

A flaming heterosexual who is in the Wiggles. He wears the purple shirt. Heck yes he is SEXY!!! Even though he's narcoleptic we still love him.

Jeff Fatt is so narcoleptic it makes me want to kill myself.

by Lafandadaylahusa October 30, 2010

Fatt Melty

A custom made Bacon Cheeseburger using Grilled Cheese Sandwiches instead of hamburger buns. An ultimate delicacy.

We were hanging out about to watch UFC, so we fired up the grill and griddle to make Fatt Meltys for everyone.

by FreedomCostsABuckOFive July 19, 2010

fatt cain

The nickname for MLB pitcher Matt Cain. The tub of lard that pitches for the San Francisco Giants. Is massively overrated by a fluke scoreless streak in the 2010 postseason, despite catching every possible break and having horrible secondary stats to back up the performance. Also overrated for his regular season numbers that are proven to be extremely lucky and a product of being a fly ball pitcher in a pitchers park. See: fluke trash

Uneducated fan: dood did you see matt cain pitch 6.2 scoreless innings in the playoffs?? he is GOD!!! BETTER THAN LINCECUM HE DIDNT HAVE A SCORELESS STREAK

Educated fan: who the hell is matt cain? You mean fatt cain, the fatass fluke piece of trash on the giants?

by orpheuS. November 4, 2010

fatt mance

A derogatory term for a certain youth pastor at a certain church who likes to dress up as a metrosexual and has a fauxhawk.

kaite: man i went to this church today and this guy wearing diesel and had a fauxhawk was speaking.
Jen: sounds like Fatt Mance

by Just a fan. January 19, 2005