Fattocks

The buttocks of a grossly obese individual. Most often a ghastly and unnerving sight to behold

Crikey me! Look at the fattocks on that Mc Donalds addict!

by [Harry^Hardcore) July 19, 2007

the fartlocker

any room of the home in which a distinct odor builds up. in most cases this room is where a member of the household with a flatulance issue is sent for an unknown period of time or until they're able to take care of the issue.

"Yo Tom if you keep cutting the cheese over there man you'll be making a trip to the fartlocker."

by sphillips609 March 8, 2010

Fartlock Holmes

1) one who smells the flatus and won't rest until they find out who tooted the butt bugle; higher prevalence in females.

2) super human ability to sense and track butthole music milliseconds after or even prior to its liberation from the chocolate starfish.

Kris: "Damn dude, Kelly Sepulveda is always picking up on my ass creepers. I'm like so embarrassed and stuff"

Jamie: "Tell me about it bro, she's totally Fartlock Holmes."

by weenus222 November 4, 2010

fatpocket

On horribly obese people it is the fat hanging from the
groin region, as in a second extended pocket of fat, situated below the hyperextended primary fat pocket, the stomach.usually smells fishy due to urine drippings becoming
stuck in the creases.Needs to be hosed daily to remove stink
and smegma.

My chick has a serious fatpocket! it smells like bad tuna !

by Oh David - you so Sexy April 30, 2007

unshorn fetlocks

A term used in brony culture to imply a graphic, sexual, or indecent nature of something, i.e. a clopfic.

This is the clean version of the story, but if you want the unshorn fetlocks version, I'll send it to you.

by MorningCrescent June 30, 2011

FatPocket

1. noun,One who has fat pockets is one who has a lot of money. sentence, That Pimp has some fatpockets, playa. 2. noun, A female with a large posterior region in really tight pants or shorts. 3. adjective, The point of which the band has come together as a whole to become one funky unit and produce what is known as a groove but on a larger scale. sentence, Stevie Wonder.

sentence D@#n, that lady got some fatpockets, I am gonna be hittin on that shizzle tonight, playa.

by bflat August 29, 2009

Fatcocking it

A different way of saying “big dicking it”

I was fatcocking it on the way home from work today

by Mr insomnia May 7, 2023