FaceBoner

Term used when getting aroused by someone's FaceBook profile pictures.

Sully: "Man... did you see Agnus' profile picture? Her cans were practically hanging out!"

Marshall: "Yeah dude, I got a wicked faceboner when I saw that."

by egrunty October 14, 2011

fatmonger

Noun. A person whole collects, stores and sells fat.

Wow, that girl is a fatmonger, I wish she would sell some of her fat to a gastrointestinal surgeon, or Gold's Gym.

by jackiebauer March 4, 2008

fecesmonger

someone who has an infatuation with eating as it is leaving the anal cavity recording it on german pornsites.

Alex Fulton is a feces monger

by Alan Jakabitz January 18, 2005

faceboogers

term of endearment for facebook friends

Merry Christmas to all my faceboogers!

Thanks for the Birthday greetings, faceboogers!

by Miss Placed December 22, 2010

Faceboogers

Another way of referring to the monstrous social networking site known as "Facebook"

Hey, you there! Do you have a faceboogers?

by Scairry November 25, 2010

failmonger

One who brings fail, as a fishmonger is one who provides fish.

"I heard Ewan's decided not to buy an Xbox 360."

"What a failmonger."

by mds84 November 25, 2009

fuckmonger

One who loves to be among people fucking,without fucking oneself.

I only go to these parties to get high and be a fuckmonger,no im not gonna pull your wifes hair for you.

by Trace Thaggard March 17, 2005