executard

An office executive who does nothing but spin wheels in order to appear as if he is an important piece of the corporate puzzle, when he is really doing next to nothing. Usually extremely highly paid, with a platinum parachute.

Jim, you haven't convinced me yet that you are anything more than an executard. Let's have another drink. You're buying, right? You fucking tool.

by Mike P. Grant July 18, 2007

executive decider

The guy at the top. Someone upstairs whose paid the big bucks to make the big decisions (;and, maybe not much of anything else get done by this person).

President Bush declared that HE is the Decider.

The magic eight-ball often stands-in as EXECUTIVE DECIDER.

When the governor refused the Stay of Execution, he de facto became the EXECUTIVE DECIDER in that convict's life.

by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006

The Executive

Dropping a deuce in such spectacular form, as avoiding having to wipe at all.

I was running late this morning, but I was saved by "the executive".

by dirt dog October 18, 2011

Executive athleisure

Noun: athletic wear worn by customer-facing tech managers. Typically characterized by a pair of Lulu Lemon pants and a quarter zip jacket with a company or college logo.

Ben is wearing executive athleisure for the meeting today. He would look more at home on the golf course than the conference room.

by Maridian July 9, 2023

Executive Realness

A convincing drag queen with natural beauty that portrays a business formal look.

OMG She is so SICKENING in that business suit, giving us executive realness.

by BStorm August 16, 2012

Beaner executioner

A person who is professionally employed by a private or federal entity, whose job is to eliminate hispanics in large and profitable quantities.

Javier: I just nailed a Beaner executioner job with the Fed! 55k a year plus dental!

Jon: Wait, but you’re Mexican right?

Javier: So? It’s nothing personal, and the benefits are dope! Can’t wait to pop me some frijoleros!

by Hammer of Jesus May 2, 2019

Executionist

Someone who reliably achieves seemingly impossible tasks. Performed with such expertise the task appears easy to everyone else.

Gary Taylor who works at World Travelers got me out of Nepal, through China and home to the states in 48 hours. All the other travel agents said it would take 2-3 weeks to get the Visas and Tickets to achieve this. Gary got it done, made it look easy and he didn't brag about it. Gary is an executionist, because it's just in a days work for him.

by Snarfius June 10, 2014