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"Sorry hermione I can't enter your gryffindor because I have an erectus defectus."
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"Hermione! I want to enter your chamber of secrets but I have an erectus defectus. "
by Snut17 December 6, 2018
by Lil_chikle November 21, 2018
huh huh.
homo erectus is a predecessor of modern humans. Members of this species had tools made of hard wood. They stored them inside orifices. And they spent most of their time impaling things with their long rods.
They used to grunt a lot, especially while impaling things. They drew graffiti on cave walls showing them trying to mount and stick their poles in horses and other animals.
homo erectus is a predecessor of modern humans. Members of this species had tools made of hard wood. They stored them inside orifices. And they spent most of their time impaling things with their long rods.
They used to grunt a lot, especially while impaling things. They drew graffiti on cave walls showing them trying to mount and stick their poles in horses and other animals.
by Andy April 27, 2004
a keyboard, playing surface, piano or midi controller with an erect key or keys. This malformation is typically due to damage caused by sporadic movement while demonstrating the proper rock-out technique for foot movement, thereby striking the stand on which the keyboard had once rested, causing it to fall to the ground. See also keyboard mashing.
by veloriomusic.com April 16, 2009
n. Dumbo erectus is the next step in human devolution. With a lower IQ than homo sapiens, and yet a normal human stride and a keen taste for fashion, dumbo erectus is the product of generations of breeding between shallow homo sapiens. The devolution towards dumbo erectus began with the invention of the television. Dumbo erectus can be found living within all modern homo sapiens populations, but higher concentrations are found in North America, with the center of population in Hollywood, California.
Cyndi, don't linger too long on Hollywood Boulevard, you might be jumped by dumbo erectus and forced to give birth to born again Christians.
by Anarkhos November 4, 2013
The erectus trouserius, or trouser snake, is the world's most dangerous creature.
Fangless, it averages between five and nine inches, depending on the honesty of its owner.
It normally appears in bedrooms, but can often be found in unusual places.
Its venemous spit can cause swelling that lasts nine months.
Fangless, it averages between five and nine inches, depending on the honesty of its owner.
It normally appears in bedrooms, but can often be found in unusual places.
Its venemous spit can cause swelling that lasts nine months.
by Killola August 22, 2008