2 definitions by Snut17

Pout on the Spout

When your girl is miserable asf, but you get her sucking you off any way.

Abbie was sad yesterday because I discovered she cheated on me again, so she agreed to gimme a good old pout on the spout to calm me down.

by Snut17 January 17, 2019

erectus defectus

When a wizard has problems getting his "wand" ready.

"Sorry hermione I can't enter your gryffindor because I have an erectus defectus."
"Hermione! I want to enter your chamber of secrets but I have an erectus defectus. "

by Snut17 December 6, 2018