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evodouchion

The evolutionary cycle of the douchebag.
That guy there takes being a douchebag to the next level. It must be evodouchion.
by Mojo1962 December 2, 2009
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Eurodouche

Noun, derived from douche bag.

A Eurodouche is a European who believes himself or herself superior to Americans because he or she is European. One who exhibits an superior sense of self because of European birth, culture, or current residence.

In America, the Eurodouche can typically be found in airports, about to return to Europe. He or she will be speaking a language other than English, rightly mocking American food, people, or customs, knowing that no one else around him can understand. He or she will also be found in large American cities and universities.

The Eurodouche is painfully aware of that almost no Americans have superior culture and knowledge, certainly not knowing more about the Eurodouche's country of origin or speaking the Eurodouche's mother tongue better than he or she.
Bobby: "Hey, look at that pretentious French guy over there, totally mocking the Americans around him. If he hates our country so much, why does he come to vacation and study here? Look at how he is dressed, jeans way too tight, ripped as if it were still the 80's, and with a T-shirt with silly English slang on it spelled incorrectly--so not cool."

Tommy: "Yeah, that guy is a total Eurodouche. Let's go speak to him in French. He doesn't realize that everyone in our group is fluent in French."
by Aardvark2000 August 3, 2011
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massively egodouchical

Possessing massive quantities of douche-baggery due primarily to excessive egotism.
After listening to Frank's latest rant we all decided that his behavior was massively egodouchical.
by Peregrinator November 12, 2009
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edouche

n. An edouche can be defined as an ex cyber-boyfriend who has generally proven himself to be worthless as a human being aka aggro1.
After 9 months of celibacy and promises of his undying love, the edouche dumped me to go live with his new ghetto-ass girlfriend and stuck me with $200 in charges for the termination fees on his phone which, of course, I paid the bill for every month.
by dirty_snowflake October 4, 2008
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ELDOUCHEBAG

A brutal horrorcore artist from Miami Florida who eats people
Eldouchebag molested me
by Dr. Dan January 24, 2022
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Demodouche

A member or supporter of the Democratic Party of the United States
Are you a member of the republicunt or demodouche party?
by Mavinvoid May 30, 2024
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