Taron Egerton

His own person. Not the same person as Elton John. A marvellously talented, good-looking man who unfortunately is burdened with incredibly immature, weird fans who say awful crap about him (like treating him as though he were a fictional character, objectifying him to his face) and think it's cute. Deserves better. Rising to stardom fast.

Taron Egerton is also best known for his role as Eggsy Unwin in the "Kingsman" franchise.

by La_Lala July 13, 2019

ejecto seato

the name of the in-car hydraulics used to eject someone, especially someone of latino descent.

Tyrese: Ejecto seato, cuz!

by danny foshizzle1 April 5, 2009

ejerkulate

To ejaculate with such force that your entire body jerks uncontrollably for a split second.

Bob ejerkulated after not touching his wang for an entire week.

by Germankid April 15, 2016

pushing the ejector button

That fantasy of relief that everyone has had when trapped listening to someone who drones on and on about something they do not want to hear.

So we’re driving along on Highway 1, headed northward on a most beautiful stretch of the California coastline, and the next thing I know, I’m pushing the ejector button!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 28, 2019

Full Eject

When a person's bladder and rectum are in such massive distress from holding their contents that the instant they sit on the toilet, all hell breaks loose from both orifices.

Jimmy: "I can't believe you ate 10 bean burritos and drank a 2-Liter of Mountain Dew!"

Robert: "Yeah, I was Mount St. Helens, man. By the time I got to the toilet...Full Eject!"

by Jimmy Walker March 11, 2007

ejeet

Ejeet is the definition of a major guild hosting company for world of warcraft and other mmorpg game related items.

John purchased his templates from Ejeet

Jane uses ejeet voip

by ej33tnet February 10, 2010

Ebert's Law

When you ask somebody to try their own hand at something before criticizing your efforts, you have violated Ebert's Law and lost the argument. Roger Ebert is not a filmmaker, but he knows what he likes and doesn't, and has every right to say so. Similarly, people don't need to be chefs to recognize a good restaurant, or musicians to appreciate a symphony.

Person 1: Your story is rubbish!
Person 2: I bet you couldn't do better!

Person 2 has violated Ebert's Law

by Sairin December 30, 2004