edgenuity

hell disguised as a website for school.

you've never seen suffering until you've seen edgenuity

by kiwidontstealmytoiletpaper June 30, 2020

Edgenuity

A summer school online program founded by a bullshit loser and used in many places where they actually want you to fail, like in kearny high school

"Can you believe it? I stayed up the entire night to finish my Edgenuity work and they made me fail the course!"

by Cosmo(CV) July 31, 2018

Eigenpun

When you make a pun by accident, and you don't realize until later, then it's an eigenpun.

(To a skinny guy):

Hey, you look pretty fine today... Oh snap! That was a total eigenpun!

by satirical.cynicist November 23, 2009

coach eggert

someone who annoys people by constantly leaving negative comments on one's facebook photos and statuses

coach eggert: hahaha u look gay
person: fu coach eggert it was in 6th grade and i was forced too

by sean the indian November 28, 2012

Eigenpun

When you make a pun by accident, and you don't realise until after you say it.

My girlfriend was sick, so I said to her 'you're pretty hot' (referring to her temperature). It was only afterwards that I realised that what I said could be interpreted as referring to her physical beauty! What a great eigenpun...

by soniastar346 November 22, 2009

Eigenpun

An eigenpun or eigen pun is a pun which is unintentional.

To someone short
"Sorry I didn't mean to overlook you... Oh wait, that was a pun! Wow, I just made an eigenpun!"

by Batman_Ravi December 15, 2008

Edgenuity

The learning website that was made in hell and used as a form of torture, especially during the covid-19 pandemic.

It makes people want to be in school rather than doing edge. It gives you hours of work EVERY day when you would rather be playing fortnite or watching netflix. There are always a lot of assignments and quizzes.

John: I wish the teachers would give us less work during the covid-19 pandemic.
Joseph: Yeah, edgenuity is killing me.
John: It's too much work, I already have 15 overdue assignments!
Joseph: Good luck with that.

by Covid-19onlineschool May 15, 2020