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To shit uncontrollably upon having eaten to quickly; to shit your pants
"Hey man hurry up and finish your food so we can get to the party."
"Dude stop your going to make me pull an epstein"

Or

"When the cop gave me that sobriety test I swear I almost pulled an epstein."
epstein by michael epstein September 22, 2007
Epsteins have a great sense of humor. Not all funny people are Epsteins, but all Epsteins are extremely funny.
Epstein is funny
Epstein by freddieforreal May 30, 2019
Dude, in the long term, Jeffrey Epstein is unsong hero!
Epstein by anonymous September 15, 2020
didn't kill himself. Nor was he murdered, he's still alive and living in various countries, like Israel or the United States.
Guy 1: Dude I saw Epstein at walmart!
Guy 2: Epstein's dead, dipshit.
Guy 1: I swear to god I saw Epstein dude!
Epstein by France Is Terrible February 2, 2026
A gathering so catastrophically massive and morally corrosive it acts as political kryptonite. Attendance alone destabilizes empires. Reserved for the wealthiest and most powerful. It represents the apex of elite debauchery, where money, influence and impunity briefly convince everyone they’re untouchable. The aftermath is never immediate but always total: careers evaporate, reputations implode, allies vanish, records get sealed and once-invincible figures suddenly “withdraw from public life.” The price of entry is your soul; the exit fee is your credibility, your future, and sometimes your life. No photos exist, no one remembers clearly and everyone insists they left early. History does not forget.
Brooo I’m throwing an Epstein at my parents’ crib this weekend, no cap. It’s gonna be a W 🔥
Epstein by ThisWillAgeBadly February 5, 2026
To search the Epstein files to see if your in them
I’m going to Epstein your name then we’ll all find out
Epstein by Dallasmedia@proton.me February 14, 2026