emperor

A big man, but a small ego. Yknow what they say about men with small egos. ... Empys, although big in size, are contradictorily introverted and socially inept. They are surprisingly afraid of the smallest things and will cling onto everything, even in haunted houses meant for children. If spotted, please give him your phone number. Despite his tendency to never smile or approach others, he wants women. He wants women bad. Hot. Beautiful. Asian (non-negotiable). Pre-cautionary measures are not needed, however, proceed at your own peril - the conservation may be strictly limited to the topic of women, otherwise, Empys will lose interest. Please do not lose interest. Empys are quite sad and lonely, and are in dire need of hugs and social reassurance. 1-2 times daily, supply with sunlight and water. Occasionally, Empys might need protein powder. Fuels his workout, his ego, and his titties.

"can you give me an example of an oxymoron? yeah sure! emperor and women!"

by meritcarrot123 April 19, 2022

Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus

See: Stephen Harper

Self-appointed Emperor of Canada, keeper of the mystic scrolls of heroin-addicted logic, promoter of private prisons in Canada, destroyer of nations...STARTING WITH OUR OWN!

While telling the Canadian people that he does NOT support private prisons, Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus is deliberately laying down all of the groundwork to make a Canadian prison-industrial complex a reality.

Building prisons without criminals to fill them, and then creating enough statutes to criminalize enough people to make those prisons profitable...despite the cost to Canada and it's people.

by ElectroPig von FökkenGrüüven May 16, 2011

Emperor Pig

The pig of all pigs. This pig has the ability to destroy an army of 19000 of every species of the planet within half a second using the hair's on it's face as high powered lasers. It's filthy attitude makes it a very unpleasant creture to be around, excepting the fact that if you find it (which is a 1 in 383624892423908462390486 chance) it will give you the top 20000 things you want instantly. It also has the ability to travel between glaxies and universes using the fans on it's knees.

Stupid Child 1 - "What would you ask for from the emperor pig?"

Stupid Child 2 - "2000 Apples covered with custard"

Smart Child - "Don't ask me, im not stupid enough to list them all"

by Scott Blackburn January 5, 2007

Emperor Palpatine

Giving someone an Emperor Palpatine is similar to a Donkey Punch. During sexual intercourse you shoot them with a stun gun. Bonus points if you scream "UNLIMITED POWAAAAAH"

Hey Samer, I Emperor Palpatined your mother last night. It was electrifying! It's really put the spark back into our love life.

by Emperor Nick September 14, 2010

Emperor's New Groove

A phenomenal movie for true chads. The humor makes professional comedians weep.

"The Emperor's New Groove was indeed the best movie in all existence"

- A wise man

by Jeus the basketball master June 9, 2021

Emperor Wang

The name belonging to the musical duo of Joe Pantelon and Samuel Sexchange

There are currently aproximately 6 copies of the debut album '7 Deadly Rims' officially released at Caroline's party in May 2006, and there is also a limited edition "Bum Hole EP" of which only three copies were produced and released to a short list of fans.

If you would like to request any Emperor Wang material (music, track lists etc.) or any further information regarding the band please send an email to [e-mail].

Some of Emperor Wangs Songs:
Bondage Queen (Mizbar's Cum Gullet) - 7 Deadly Rims (2006)/Bum Hole EP
Bum Hole Song - 7 Deadly Rims (2006)/Bum Hole EP
I Think I Need A Poo - 7 Deadly Rims (2006)/Bum Hole EP

by Mr Ram July 29, 2008

Emperor abdo

A W person who negs anitok cus he get more bitches the fwnobitchesbrent and all chocolate men

Today was the best I feel like I’m almost as cool as emperor Abdo

by Fwsasukeuchija 😱 April 23, 2022