Dystextic

A term that refers to those that cannot spell when they text. See also, dystextia.

(in a text message)
Person 1: hai how iz u? i well fansy yooh.
Person 2: Wow, you're dystextic.

by SpamBlud March 28, 2009

Dyslexthick

A cross between dyslexia and general stupidity. Even if the words didn't dance around the page for you, you would still be a moron.

"George is dyslexthick. Even if he has a writer in the exam he still wont know any of the answers."

by Wyatt Quank November 1, 2016

Dystextia

A disorder that causes the sufferer to type and text by replacing letters or whole words with single letters or numbers.

Sufferers of dystextia type and text words that seem to be a cross between english and l33t.

Guy 1: I can't figure out this text from Amber.

Guy 2: Don't try to text her man, she has serious dystextia.

by damawesome March 7, 2009

Dystextia

A common condition that causes the sufferer the inability to spell correctly in a text message. See dystexic

(in a text message)
Person 1: hai, yooh kool? wanna meat me l8r on 2 do somfing?
Person 2: Wow, dystextia got you really baaaad.

by SpamBlud March 28, 2009

dystextlexia

When texting in a hurry or when incapacitated due to drink ,drug or some distraction - a mistaken interpretation of intended your word by your phone's internal dictionary.

lets meet for a riot/shot. doh! mephone be suffering from dystextlexia.
when you mean lets meet for a pint.

I enjoyed our neck the other night .....
I enjoyed our meal the other night

Your nun is really hot .......or
Your mum is really hot

by Thimon May 7, 2008

dystextia

the automatic insertion of random words from the autotext list of suggested words when you text on an Android touch screen. Usually happens too quickly for the texter to notice but the receiver is confused by the nonsensical words in the message, which only start with the same letter as the word the texter intended to use.

... dystextia meandering when Andrew putting in words wheel you aren't paying eBay attention

by 62Sunnyside November 10, 2010

Dystextia

Ailment similar to dyslexia, however, these individuals confuse or improperly read words not written in a text message.

"OH, I thought the sign said speed limit 295, it must be my dystextia"

by analogknight March 15, 2009