Durian

This awesome fruit that has spikes all over it and smells bad but tastes good.

"That durian smells like poo."

by Goobix May 13, 2005

Durian

In some circles this is an insulting name when it’s used to refer to a man. It functions as a more discreet and marginally less derogatory way of saying an extreme femimale or the biggest faggot .

This meaning stems from the reference to that Durian has been nicknamed the “King of Fruits.” Which in actuality could of been a rather cool nickname if it wasn’t for FRUIT having extremely well known slang meanings that can be highly offensive to both men and women:

- a flaming homosexual or queer man

- a man seen as being feminine due to being outwardly flamboyant.

- a man perceived as somewhat queer, who also is seen as stereotypically girly because of other personality traits like; hypersensitivity, weakness, whines, emotional frailness, or being emotionally over-affected rather than handling.

So a “King of Fruits” or “Durian” would be Royally Fruit-like and more so than anyone else the speaker knows

Bob: “Oh great, there comes Derek, or should I say Durian. I could do without his verbose spiels about what his new dainty diet or what his shoes are made of”

Barbra: “Shut up Bob, he’s talked about those things literally only once and it only lasted two minutes”

by IbreathAir December 1, 2019

Durian

A metaphor for an individual who may be rough and biting on the outside, but is soft, and complexly sweet, and absolutely repulsive on the inside.

That girl is a Durian. She has a shady personality, but you know that she's a creature with dreams and personality and fears, like the rest of us. It makes me sick to my stomach.

by Nowrooz December 31, 2011

Durian

A durian is a large, spiky, brain-shaped fruit found in Asia. According to most people, it smells really bad, so most people don't try it. But in my opinion, it tastes really good and sweet, like a dry pineapple mixed with whipped cream, and mangoes.

Durians are the best fruit! It's sad how it's so underrated, though..

by 💠MysticGlaceon💠 September 16, 2020

Durian Smoothie

The name of a sus individual who will not show up for any group meetings nor help the team while everyone is dying in the trenches. A Durian Smoothie is the definition of a shitty teammate. This person knows everything and can carry your team to victory but refuses to do anything to help the team. Durian Smoothie only shows up to meetings where the professor is present because he is an "ass kisser" according to the rest of the team. If you ever have a Durian Smoothie on your team; your in for hella shit talk on the side and will probably build friendships built off of exposing the Durian Smoothie.

Q: It's been an hour where is he, we can't figure out this financial modeling?
A: He's probably a Durian Smoothie. They don't ever show up to meetings nor help you. He's an "ass kisser" fasho.

by mallary1117 February 22, 2021

durian generation

Term coined by Singaporean and south east Asian people to describe gen Z onwards which has the characteristics that even worst than the snowflake or strawberry generation

Durian generation: cocky outside, weak and obnoxious inside

by Sir. B October 9, 2022

Durian-Phobic

The immense fear that most western people get when confronted with this "King of Fruits" of the Eastern reagent. The Durian emits an odor so horrific for the westerners that it is forbidden in most Singaporean hotels and in come other countries as well. Once there was a Durian eating contest especially made for 20 Westerners in Sabah. At first they thought the green thorny fruit was a walk in the park. Once the referee open up its skin, they all forfeited after smelling the distinct odor of the majestic Durian fruit.

E: *holds up durian*
W: *pukes and dies*
E: oh shit he is Durian-Phobic

by WhoAmI?IamBartMan December 18, 2010