deckhand

1. One who can live a hard life, be away from family, friends, miss birthdays,holidays, funerals, weddings,

2. Deck hand because badass mother fucker isn't a job title

That badass norther fucker sure can build tow like a boss! Deckhands are awesome

by Badmotherfuck January 5, 2016

Duckhands

The hand gesture is used to indicate that someone is talking too much/too loud or generally having much more fun than the person performing the hand gesture. The fingers are kept straight and together, held horizontal with the thumb below. The fingers and thumb then snap together repeatedly to suggest a mouth talking. If preformed correctly, and by using both hands at the same time, this hand gesture will resemble a ducks mouth meaning you now have Duckhands. To complete the look fully have a smug look on your face at the same time.

Some absolute fuckwit on the plane was performing Duckhands in front of us because we were talking too much/loud for his liking.

by Doppleplopp January 20, 2016

edward dickhands

What Coco does every night

Wow, Coco has been doing edward dickhands a lot recently

by cocohasnodick August 16, 2016

Dickhandle

a- A rude term given to anyone who can be considered an asshole, but given to said person by someone who would like to use something different from the cliche asshole.
b- Someone, most likely a woman, who grabs the penis and yanks on it before or after sex (but obviously not during). Better used as "dickhandler," but can be used either way.

a- "You remember that guy who used to beat the neighborhood kids up? What a dickhandle."
b- "She's wild in bed man- a total dickhandler!"

by ThePowersThatBe June 20, 2006

dickhand

This term is used after a man has masturbated, or after someone has given a handjob and has failed to wash his or her hands, resulting in the smell of dick.

BoyA - Why are you washing your hands?

GirlG - Because I don't dickhand

BoyA - You went home in your mom's car with dickhand before!

by jamalitamali May 8, 2005

dickhand

To touch public surfaces after touching one's private areas, perhaps by utilizing the facilities, perhaps by self-pleasuring, perhaps by pleasuring someone else, without having the civil nature to wash one's hands first.

That Google guy dickhands the bathroom door every time. Why can't that guy wash his damn hands?

by Andrew Badera August 13, 2010

dickhands

When people do not wash their hands after pissing they have "dick hands"

Did you not wash your hands? You better not touch me with those dickhands.

by itsaduck October 14, 2016