Durf Burger

A clusterfuck of ass hair, poo, and toilet paper.

Tommy wiped his ass too hard and now he has a durf burger.

by CaptainKill November 21, 2010

duards

An interjection started in the game TagPro, which means, "fuck me" or "goddammit."

For the love of duards, how did I screw that up.

by lifebytraffic August 11, 2021

durf queen

That girl from tik tok on my fyp one time who said she was well known by people for doing a lot of pre-marital dry humping (Durf/Durfing) She does not want her parents to know…

‘In case you’re wondering,my name is Durf queen’

by aimilz March 28, 2022

Dwarftard

A dwarf who happens to be full blown retarded.

I just saw a dwarftard spray diarrhea directly into his own butt hole.

by TheAnacondors November 5, 2007

squeezing a dwarf

taking a poop

So, I was sitting there squeezing a dwarf, when the guy next door started playing Rush real loud.

by not karl marx June 1, 2009

red dwarf

Fabulous BBC Sci-Fi Spoof that ran 8 seasons and one movie (more seasons may be on the way?) Following the antics of "Dave Lister," the slob/everyman last human in the universe... "Cat," A pathologically vain life-form descended from the ship's cat... "Arnold J Rimmer" An anal retentive hologram of Lister's dead Roomate... and "Kryten" the insecure android with a head the shape of a novelty condom

" So let me get this straight. You want to fly on a magic carpet to see the King of the Potato People and plead with him for your freedom, and you're telling me you're completely sane? "
- Rimmer, Quarantine

by Lawrence H. June 10, 2005

duardy

Negro de pinga that escaped the cotton field. Loves Kentucky fried chicken. Reward $100

El negro Duardy se me escapó del cero.

by Duardy November 26, 2018